Oh, hello! How have you been? It’s been absolutely forever, I know. Girl, I been all up over this piece!
First, I very glamorously left town for a month to do a play, then I even more glamorously went to Los Angeles for the rest of the summer after a torturous visit to my family in Arizona. Then, after a short jaunt through San Francisco I came back here to New York just three weeks ago, and life has taken on a decidedly Spartan and austere new direction of unemployment and squalor. It’s ghetto as all hell and you’ll absolutely love it. I’ll tell you all about my glamorous bicoastal summer and new white trash life a little later.
Otherwise, It’s great to be back, and I’ve missed you terribly. Your emails and Facebook comments demanding that I get back to blogging have made me feel loved and special in a hidden place deep inside. My life is exceptionally chaotic at the moment, and it’ll probably be a while before I can get back to posting regularly again, but I’m going to do my level best to give you as frequent a dose of insight and idiocy as I can manage.
So, let’s kick things off, shall we?