Mark my words.
The 2009 Oscar for Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Director, Best Cinematography, Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress will go to the following:
In case you're wondering who will win Best Supporting Actress, it will be Rumer Willis. She was in there. Blink and you miss her, but she was there, in all her potato-shaped-headed, "I'm only famous because my creepy but still hot famous mom is dating someone young enough to me my slightly older brother and my famous dad is somehow weirdly cool with this" glory.
Also, Katherine McPhee is in it. The Academy will create a new category, Best Washed Up American Idol Has-Been in a Supporting Role, so that McPhee can be nominated.
But seriously folks. This movie is going to be AWESOME and you fuc*ing know it.
Don't you give me that look.
This is the sort of movie that you go to stoned out of your gourd, cackle like a mental retard, and then tell absolutely NO ONE that you saw it, even though it is secretly your favorite movie of the year. Then, you buy it on DVD and hide it between your mattresses so that no one knows you own it until you die and your next of kin is cleaning out your home. Then they hide it away some place safe and secret because it's the most touching memento of you they have and it means the world to them. Every now and then, they take it out and watch it, and shed a few stray tears of nostalgia and heartbreak and they realize not only how much they miss you, but how FUC*ING BRILLIANT THE MOVIE IS.
This has totally unseated the "Sex and the City" movie on my must-see list. Please.
Sarah Jessica Parker be damned! Anna Faris is the queen of MY cineplex.