Well, kidlets. The world is burning down around us, but so what! Because Sunday is the Gay Super Bowl! (That’s the Oscars. ‘citing, isn’t it? I know! Uh!)
Which means it’s time for our second annual Should
Win/Will Win! Yayyyyy!
It's a tough competition this year, folks. The
Should Win part, in particular. But even the Will Win is a bit tricky. Granted, some of it
can be summed up thusly:
- Delightful English Girl Whom of Late the English Have
Suddenly, for Some Reason, Turned On
- Former Spouse of Madonna Pulling a Hilary
Swank
- Injuns (tikka masala, not teepees)
But the rest is all a bit murky, no?
Ah! But! This year, I’ll be utilizing the stats skills of
Mr. Nate Silver! Hurrah! He’s the one who basically fortune-told the whole presidential election using math. Or
maths, if you’re British.
So he’s like even more omnipotent than Our Lady of
Intergalactic Resplendence!
Anyway, he’s figured the whole ceremony out, and if you’re
smart, you’ll set your Oscar pool clocks by his watch and then win lots of
dough at work, instead of that douchebag suburban commuter lady who always
leaves those passive-aggressive notes in the lunch room and wins the Oscar pool
every year because she has no idea what’s going on and saw none of the movies
and just guesses on every category and gets lucky! Yay!
So jump the jump and we’ll try to get this sorted.
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