+Okay, this one's not from the intertubes, but it's terrific. The latest print edition of TV Guide's logline for the Matthew Perry/Salma Hayek movie Fools Rush In: "A New York WASP marries a feisty, pregnant Latina." Oh DEAR. (Thanks, Deidre)
+This needs to become a thing, in the way that Dorks Dressing Up as Frankenfurter and Going to See Rocky Horror at Midnight is. I've never understood the big deal with Rocky Horror Picture Show is, but regular nostalgic audience participation viewings of Troop Beverly Hills? THAT is a different thing entirely, and it is a thing that we need, as a culture, and as a planet. That is all.
+So the voiceover actress that played the girl with Down's Syndrome on that episode of Family Guy (which wasn't funny, not because it was offensive, but simply because it wasn't funny) that has Sarah Palin crying in her coffee because it's okay for Rush Limbaugh to make fun of retarded people but not other folks? Well, she has Down's Syndrome for real, thinks the Family Guy bit was just a joke so just fucking lighten up already, and, best of all, totally played Corky's girlfriend Amanda on Life Goes On. Comebacks!
+I am conflicted about this. It's mostly bullshit but he's got a point but what a bloviating windbag but still kind of? See, conflicted!
+James Cameron, the director of Toddlenator, Babliens, Toddlenator 2, The Babyss, and Titaby, has finally finished his seminal masterpiece that will change Hollywood forever: Bavatar. Oscar, please.
+Speaking of movies, so many of them are racist!
+Wait. Remember Hole? Were they always this terrible and we were too enamored of grunge to notice?
+YES. Maybe SNL will actually be funny for once. Do you suppose, though, that even with her hosting if it's still as ploddingly unfunny as it has been lately that it will be the straw the breaks the camel's back and, like, the Earth will shift off its axis or something?
+Here is a McDonald's value meal made of Legos.