The Individual Formerly Known as Rupert Everett: A Very Important Update!

The plot thickens.

As you may remember, last week we discussed The Individual Formerly Known as Rupert Everett, or TIFKARE (totally unwieldy moniker, that, but we'll get to it in a minute), and his recent decision to remove the face of Chuck Woolery and have it implanted atop his own skull. 

Exhibit A:

As you likely remember, we discussed a few theories as to what, exactly, has happened to Rupie: he's on the lam; he has actually been replaced by a melty-faced space alien who visage can take on any form it likes; or, in a gambit to enhance his career, he has surgically transformed himself into soap opera character John Black-DiMera.

Much has been made of Rupert's new face, but answers have been elusive, particularly in light of the commendable researched performed by the Fug Girls.