And the nominees are:
- Kenny Rogers in Whatever Happened to Kenny Rogers Roasters?
- Cary Grant in Dear God, I Will Serve You Until Death if You Promise to Keep Me From Ever Again Having to Listen to that Self-Serious Bloviator Jason Reitman
- Mark Darcy in Two-Hour Cologne Ad
- Don King in Only Ol' Man Eastwood Could Make Nelson Mandela Boring
- Jeremy Renner in Pig Pen Joins the Army
And the Oscar SHOULD go to...