It has come to my attention that some persons in my close circle have not yet been made aware of the jaw-dropping, outer-limits inanity that is Lindsay Lohan's Fornarina commercial.
It direly important that if the phrase "Lindsay Lohan's Fornarina commercial" does not stir recognition in your brain, and rather incites you to say, "What in the ever-loving hell is a Fornarina?", that you watch this immediately. It's old news--I figured you all knew about it by now so I didn't bother--but the ever-savvy Miss Kate was ignorant of its...its...whatever-I-don't-even-know that I felt the need to make absolutely certain that it has reached everyone possible.
Again, I cannot underestimate the expediency with which you must watch this video if you haven't already. It trumps the Samantha Ronson/Lindsay Lohan BLB--that's Big Lesbian Breakup--it trumps Lindsay's recent appearance in that faux eHarmony ad, it trumps the financial crisis, it trumps human rights in Darfur, it trumps everything.
So, without further ado (until, of course, the video's done, and we point and laugh), and also partly in honor of the fact that Lindsay is appearing on Ellen today:
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