Gallic Treasures and Sick 90s Beats

Bless you, internet. This shit right here is about to blow your mind. 

Let's take a trip back in time to middle school. My middle school, which was a million years ago, not some of YOUR middle school, which was like 5 minutes ago. *frantically applies undereye cream, weeps, reapplies undereye cream* Specifically, French class with Madame Wolk. Madame Wolk was one of the fancy French teachers that lived in France for a while and went back several times a year. And on one of those occasions, she introduced us to Jordy, the world's youngest #1 recording artist. He was 4 years old at the time.

Here, you will find his seminal #1 hit, "Dur Dur d'Etre Bebe" which is French for, "It's Very Very Hard Being a Baby." Ain't it the truth.