Should Win/Will Win: Best Actor Edition

And the nominees are:

• Kenny Rogers in Whatever Happened to Kenny Rogers Roasters?
• Cary Grant in Dear God, I Will Serve You Until Death if You Promise to Keep Me From Ever Again Having to Listen to that Self-Serious Bloviator Jason Reitman
• Mark Darcy in Two-Hour Cologne Ad
• Don King in Only Ol' Man Eastwood Could Make Nelson Mandela Boring
• Jeremy Renner in Pig Pen Joins the Army

And the Oscar SHOULD go to...