(Still the world's most disturbing photo, as it is like Oscars + zombies + mummies + that weird Chinese terra cotta army thing + the end of E.T. when everything's shrouded in plastic and scary Peter Coyote breaks into the house in a HazMat suit. Nightmares!
It’s almost Gay Super Bowl Sunday! So get out your office Oscar pool ballots, because here at The Gospel According to John, it’s time for entirely too much analysis (annual Should Win/Will Wins to come!) of an empty, meaningless, rigged event that is sure to be the world’s boringest awards show because every category is already decided!
Except for maybe **ominous music** BEST PICTURE. For here, the Academy's decision to unearth a preferential tabulation system not used since 1943 puts a potential Bush v. Gore situation on our hands, except with the added intrigue of a possible outcome wherein Nader actually wins.
Don’t believe me? Read on, MacDuff.