So this is something we've never discussed here because all those celeb bloggers--you know, the Perez Hiltons (may he be the unwitting victim of a falling construction crane) and Dlisteds and whatnots--talk about her all the time and I really don't much care.
Okay, no, this is NOT a picture of Meijer grape soda. But I typed 'Meijer in-house grape pop' (because that's what they call soda in the mitten state) into Google images, and this is what I got.
No seriously. I swear on everything holy, if you type "Meijer in-house grape pop" into Google images, this picture will be on the first page of results. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. I have no idea.
Anyway. THE POINT IS. You got your Coke/Pepsi, you got your shi*-nasty RC, and then you have your gro-sto in-house brand, right?
Solange is gro-sto brand cola. Not even RC. Just generic in-house cola. You know, like this:
Ooh! In fact, I propose Solange's new nickname be Go 2 Cola! Or Safeway Cola! Or maybe just Safeway!
SAFEWAY KNOWLES!!!! Keeping it.
Anyway, I promise I AM working toward a point. Safeway Knowles (bwah! I love it so much already) has a new song and it is laaaaaaaaaaaaaame, and the video is just a mess.
Here's the incriminating evidence, if you care. If you're having trouble sleeping, this is a GREAT remedy for sleepytime:
What? Oh! Sorry! I was so fuc*ing bored I fell right to sleep! Isn't that just the funniest thing? Gosh, I feel so silly.
Anyway, there you have it. All of that to intro a stupid
Solange Safeway Knowles video. But we got a new nickname for the poor man's poor man's Beyonce, so all in all, I think it was a success.