The Gospel According to John

Fall TV Preview Part Two/Revisited, Or: How to Fail in the TV Business By Really, Really Trying,

Remember those halcyon days when NBC seemed on top of the world? Remember Must See TV? Seinfeld, Friends, Will & Redhead Who Thinks She's Lucille Ball But Is Actually Not Particularly Funny at All But Just Blessed with Great Writing and Surrounded by Actors Vastly More Talented Than She That Make Her Look Good, and Hospital Drama That Was On a Good 37 Years Longer Than Necessary Because It Stopped Being Interesting After Clooney Left?

Remember that? Even the shitty shows, like that Kirstie Alley one about the lingerie business (remember that?) and that Christina Applegate one (no recollection of what it was about and if you tell me you do without Googling it I'll not believe you), were still kinda fun. They just sorta faded into the background of the lineup, you know? *sings like Edith Bunker* Those were the days. 

OMFG 30 ROCK!!!

GASP!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK!!!! THEY PUT 30 ROCK ON THE INTERWEBS A WHOLE WEEK EARLY!!!!

Life has meaning again! It's like the Baby Jesus came and gave us a big comedic kiss!

And there's a huge guest star!

And Tina looks all pretty!

And I've only watched 5 minutes and there's already a quotable quote!:

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies so close you’re almost kissing."

Here we go!

Can I hide this box of penis pasta in your dressing room?