***UPDATED AGAIN!: Aforementioned technical difficulties have been rectified! Partially! Meaning that I have to watch TV Guide Channel's red carpet coverage instead of E!'s. But let's be real: watching celebrities dodge the silicone trainwreck that is Velisaraptor is so much more entertaining than watching them dodge Ryan Seacrest.
Anyway, the important this is: I'll be live blogging AND Tweeting these Academy Awards, and there is sure to be tomfoolery, shenannigans AND ballyhoo in equal measure, from roughly 5:00 PM till whenever the show ends in Avatarian tragedy. (JK. I don't think it'll win. UNLESS IT DOES.)
So log on and tune in and...stuff. K bye!