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Biography

John the Craptist is an opinionated, egomaniacal, obsessive, melodramatic but insightful gentleman who was led by divine providence to the colony formerly known as New Amsterdam. His word is holy writ, and the world would be a better place if people just shut up and did as he says. Please take the hint.

Interests

Pontificating.